Colt is not for sale!
Colt has never been for sale!
No one is interested in buying Colt!
No one is even interested in thinking about buying Colt!
Read my lips!
All those rumors about sealed bids being delivered to the Colt offices by last week were nothing more than disinformation put out by Nancy Pelosi frim Syria! There are no sealed bids, because there are no bidders!
But if there were any sealed bids, placed by non-existant bidders, well, I'd probably be the first to blurt out when the bids are opened. Which they won't be. Because there are no bids. No bidders. Nothing...Harvey, I'll take my scotch and soda now...and for heaven sake, Harvey, don't ask me anything else about that damned Pony! There's only so much crap I'll take from an invisible rabbit!