The Michael Bane Blog: Beer Bottle Polka

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

You'd be surprised how hard it is to break a beer bottle...

-- Post From The Road

Hazcat said...: It ain't like the movies!; 11:00 AM
Anonymous said...: Here is a scenario you guys might consider filming:
You are at a strip club. The girl is totally nude and dancing right in front of you. Suddenly, she pulls a weapon (from where? what kind of weapon? -these could be sub-type scenarios). So how do you defend yourself? ;); 12:08 PM
Indrid Cold said...: Yes--how would you defend yourself against a banana-wielding stripper? It's the kind of hard-hitting journalism we need to see more of. Much more.; 1:34 PM
Daniel E. Watters said...: Indrid: The British Army teaches that you should shoot them and then eat their banana, thereby disarming them. Defense against raspberries requires a 16 ton weight and/or a tiger, depending upon the number of attackers.

You can view the training here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bCyIAsSid8; 4:06 PM
Anonymous said...: from my mis spent youth, you go straight to the floor to break a bear bottle, the cushiony flexible surfaces like the bar, chairs, anything at normal levels make it too hard unless there is a concrete or cinderblock wall handy...beer bottles need a stone hard surface, like a slab or concrete to break properly and leave enough to work with...; 10:39 PM
seeker_two said...: I was taught to break the beer bottle on the head of the attacker...that usually ends the immediate need for a broken beer bottle...

But what does one do if one is drinking a martini or a cosmo?; 4:29 AM

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