Tuesday, December 28, 2004

Frenchies Fried

Count on Jonah Goldberg from NRO to put the whole season into perspective:
"Ah, Christmastime. Joy to the world. God bless us, everyone. Through the rapturous din of carols and chimes, a stray condemnatory note can be heard, chastising the yuletide revelers for being too materialistic, too concerned with gifts that come wrapped in pretty paper and shiny bows. Who can help but sympathize with such concerns as the groaning hoards of shoppers appear like Huns outside the doors of Wal-Mart? That is why I am so grateful for a special Christmas present — holiday present if you must — for the whole world. No mere thing or shiny bauble, this present is an idea, glowing with an ecumenicism that fires the mind and illuminates the heart, uniting nearly all mankind in fellowship. What idea is that? Why, the total destruction of France, of course."
We don't need their stinkin' cheese! "Cheese-eating surrender monkeys"...dude, you rock! Read the whole article anyway...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lets see. You could deal with the fact that your President is a liar, an incompetent, and tool. Or you could just blame the French. Right. That solves everything. Its also a pathetic way of avoiding reality and dealing with it not to mention ignoring history. I fought with French Foreign Legion and French Paratroopers in Beirut and they were pretty tough fighters for "surrender monkeys". When our Bn headquarters was blown up in Beirut it was the French who bombed Baalbek not us. Reagan didn't want to have any problems with the Syrians so the strike was canceled.

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