Thursday, March 05, 2015

Flash News Bulletin from Wolfsschanze Clinton...

...buried deep in the wasteland surrounding Chappaqua, NY:

CHAPPAQUA, NY: Spokesman for the Clinton Uber Alles Super PAC today released a statement from Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton today on the increasing controversy swirling around her use of a private email server during her tenure as Secretary of State.

"Knock it off about the emails," Ms. Clinton said, "or I'll turn loose my flying monkeys!"


Anonymous said...

did you not mean: "KNOCK it off"?

Matthew said...

Forget "Predator" or "Reaper."

This country's next military drone, preferable medium-sized and used in swarms, should definitely be called the "Flying Monkey."