Well, my Sweetie is down in the casino Living Large on the penny slots. Honest! The penny slots! So far, she's only down 30 cents or so. I tossed a ten-spot into the quarter slots, but she explained that $0.25 is a lot of money, and I didn't really understand how to play the slots. I just push the button until the money is gone — which, in truth, is what I thought the point of the exercise was.
At the last minute, she took over and saved six bucks of my $10, so I'm down $4.00.
High-rolling is cool!
Since the last time I was here, they've built a gigantic golf course right smack between Paradise (where the Convention Center is) and the Strip. It's got more palm trees than the entire island of Aruba, and it's green, green, green! So I'm thinking, put a 10-foot chain-link fence topped with concertina around the whole thing, turn loose all them damn white tigers in the enclosure and every week or so toss an "entertainer" over the fence.
Now THAT is REALITY PROGRAMMING!
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