Happy Walpurgis Night!Yes, it's that time of year again, the great witches' sabbat, when Satan Hisself will rise and dance with his minions in the spooky mountains of Eastern Europe. Throughout the world the Undead will stir — vamps, were-things, zombies, wights, every single beastie you read about in Monster Hunters International, Larry Correia's (a blog commenter and regular on THR) indispensible guide to dealin with the Real World.
REMEMBER...AIM FOR THE HEAD! The Undead are tougher than Hillary Clinton with 'roid rage! Then be sure to separate the head from the body — think machete, hand axe, etc. These guys regenerate faster than b-HO after a Jeremiah Wright speech!
And be sure to hang a clove of garlic on your front door. I've done this for decades and have had virtually no problems at home with the Undead.
Tomorrow is, of course, the old Celt Pagan holiday of Beltane, so hey, you survive tonight and tomorrow you can celebrate fertility!
4 comments:
Nice blaster! This your new AOW?
"Virtually no problem"?
Must be an interesting neighborhood.
You either need more garlic or have to hunt more efficiently in the daylight.
Even then, those Jehovah Witness folks just keep coming. ;)
km200
nice pic of shorty...in the case...that takes a magazine...please inform as to the manufacturer.
DonWorsham
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