Tuesday, July 07, 2015

God Hates Selfies

This is my favorite headline of the week…from the UK:

Man who was struck and killed by lightning in Brecon Beacons 'was carrying a selfie stick'

Well, there you are!

It's become pretty much impossible to write satire as the United States continues to slips terrifying closer to the Great Toilet Bowl of History. I was going to do a funny thing about how those of us who who self-identify as llamas are increasingly skeptical of sheep…not to mention those damned alpacas, but that was before a "top" American Indian scholar was revealed to be…wait for itwait for it…pasty white like me. No, that's not true…my great grandmother on my father's side was a blood Cherokee who made me memorize the names of my people who died on the Trail of Tears and who gave me the best advice anyone ever gave me: "Don't trust white men."

I don't. Never have. Well, except maybe Don Worsham, who is out mowing his lawn.

I strongly recommend you listen to tomorrow's podcast on our SHOOTING GALLERY New Zealand adventure. It's gonna rock, and the podcast will fill you in.

Woke up this morning at 3:30AM all jet-lagged to hell, so I made a list of firearms projects I wanted to accomplish before winter. I'd better get started!





7 comments:

_DonWorsham_ said...

It is always good to be trusted. BTW, I have this plot of land in Florida I wanted to talk with you about...

Michael Bane said...

Llamas like Florida.

mb

DamDoc said...

2pm EDST, Maine gets constitutional carry.. http://www.wlbz2.com/story/news/local/portland/2015/07/08/lepage-to-sign-bill-aimed-at-eliminating-concealed-carry-permits/29852189/

Luke said...

It'd be interesting to see that list....

--Luke

DamDoc said...

All signed and passed as of 2pm.. check out NRA ILA maine news... Big doins in the pine tree state.. the law goes into effect 90 days after the legislature adjourns.. they say that would make it law about mid october... WE WIN!.. taste it demanding mommies!

Anonymous said...

Don't trust white men? It's a start. I don't trust humans or even smart animals. I once went back inside the house to retrieve something I forgot and found the dog standing on the dining room table. He knows he's not supposed to do that.

John Richardson said...

Now don't dismiss selfie sticks out of hand. I saw a story about a teenage girl who was swimming with her selfie (can you say narcissism?) when she got caught in a riptide. Her dad grabbed her by the selfie stick and towed her to safety.