Thursday, May 05, 2005

"My Penis Is Studious"

Yet another reason to worry about The Fate of All Mankind, from NRO:
College administrators have been enthusiastic supporters Eve Ensler’s play The Vagina Monologues and schools across the nation celebrate “V-Day” (short for Vagina Day) every year. But when the College Republicans at Roger Williams University in Rhode Island rained on the celebrations of V-Day by inaugurating Penis Day and staging a satire called The Penis Monologues, the official reaction was horror. Two participating students, Monique Stuart and Andy Mainiero, have just received sharp letters of reprimand and have been placed on probation by the Office of Judicial Affairs. The costume of the P-Day “mascot” — a friendly looking “penis” named Testaclese, has been confiscated and is under lock and key in the office of the assistant dean of student affairs, John King.
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The week before V-Day, the Roger Williams campus was plastered with flyers emblazoned with slogans such as “My Vagina is Flirty” and “My Vagina is Huggable.” There was a widely publicized “orgasm workshop.” On the day of the play, the V-warriors sold lollipops in the in the shape of–-guess what? Last year, the student union was flooded with questionnaires asking unsuspecting students questions like “What does your Vagina smell like?” None of this offended the administration or elicited any reprimands, probations, or confiscations.

The campus conservatives artfully (in the college sense of "artful") mimicked the V-Day campaign. They papered the school with flyers that said, “My penis is majestic” and “My penis is hilarious.” The caption on one handout read, “My Penis is studious.” It showed Testaclese reclining on a couch reading Michael Barone’s Hard America, Soft America.
Kind of makes one grateful that at the local universities, the students just focus on drinking and throwing up!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

....once again proving that the essence of being a liberal is "The absolute conviction that there is one set of rules for you, and another, completely different set of rules for everyone else"

(I love you Ann Coulter. Please marry me. I'll let you shoot all my guns....)

"My Penis is Large"

What do you think about that professor?

Anonymous said...

If this stuff keeps up in our schools.In a few years we won't be able to knock off a potato chip truck. We will be a nation of vagina's and pussy's. Regards

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