Tuesday, May 17, 2005

We Are a Part of the Zombie Nation!

From my friend Zaphod Beeblebrox, who is actually a high-ranking executive at a major firearms company, a link to Zombie Nation:
When there is no more room in Hell, the Zombie Nation will rise.
God bless George Romero! Zaphod also passed along the link for the Hamster Liberation Front:
Che Hamstera--A True Rodent Revolutionary

Che is the symbol of our revolutionary front and is spoken of with great amounts of pride and awe.

Che Hamstera was born in a litter of 12 hamsters in the early 1990s. From the moment he was born the rodents around him knew he would bring change to the world. At the age of 6 months, he led his littermates in a successful uprising against fluffy bedding (now proven to be a leading cause of cage death--whatever you do, DO NOT use fluffy bedding for your rodents!). Flush with this victory, he went on to lead a crusade against wire exercise wheels. He became quite passionate about this cause when he witnessed a fellow littermate get her leg caught in the wire and it was snapped in two.
Che's slogan is "Pistols and cheese are the only tools necessary for revolution." [Get the t-shirt here]

It's easy to see why we can't reveal Zaphod's true identity, isn't it? Considering he has one of the finest firearms R&D facilities around, I'm betting Che's little arms has itsy-bitsy battle rifles in no time.

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