Wednesday, April 16, 2008

b-HO Reloads; Shoots Self in Privates

This from Kathleen Parker's superb column in NRO:
Obama has expressed regret that his words might have been offensive and artfully shifted focus to Clinton’s own pandering about learning to shoot a gun as a child.

“She’s talking like she’s Annie Oakley. Hillary Clinton’s out there like she’s on the duck blind every Sunday, (like) she’s packin’ a six-shooter.”

Fair enough. Annie got her gun and Obama got his boot stuck in his mouth. But God-fearing defenders of the Second Amendment — who are in their duck blinds packing shotguns, not six-shooters — know a decoy from the real thing.

If someone quacks like an elitist, he just might be one.
Spent a lot of time on the range today lobbing .45 ACP rounds and being embittered. I'm thinking six shooters on the ole duck blind sounds pretty cool! Then John Kerry and I can get our shotguns, get down on our hands and knees and sneak up on some deer!


Anonymous said...

You can add "The Beast's" and b-HO's comments to William Jefferson Clampet's pandering-to-the-gun-crowd "Hey, they can keep their RIFLES to shoot ducks with" comment that he made when he told us that we could trust him that he wasn't going to violate our rights and take our guns. The verse was sung by John Kerry wearing a camo' jacket that still had the price tag on it.
How stupid do they all think we are? I'm insulted again!
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Anonymous said...

"Spent a lot of time on the range today lobbing .45 ACP rounds and being embittered."

Sorry to hear that Mike.
I know that you 'cling' to guns out of frustration.

Allow me to help.
I'll store them for you (and use them sparingly), until you get out of this funk.
1-2000 rds each max - I swear!

Some BHusseinO Kool-Aid should do the trick. Or maybe share some of Hitlery's sniper fire. I'm sure either will cleanse your soul.

Once you're over being 'bitter', you can come down to Phx and pick up your guns.
(If you even still want them) :) :)


Anonymous said...

In addition to BarryO's more obvious stupidity, I was more than a bit pissed off at being lumped in with racists, xenophobes, and anti-free-market types.
Wait, doesn't that last include BarryO..?
As was asked on IMAO, shouldn't America be run by people who don't actually despise it?