Thursday, May 31, 2007

Out of Pocket

Hi, this is Marshal H., Michael's clone on the Word Wide Web. Yeah, I know, it is an impossible mission to clone him.

I am here just to inform you that Michael is out of pocket until he gets his Internet connection up and running. Lightning struck on Tuesday and his house took a direct hit. The house is ok, but electric wires and equipment need to be replaced. He is now busy dealing with contractors and computer nerds, but he will "return" asap.

Besides the fact that his hair is standing straight up, he and his sweetie are doing just fine.


Patrick Sweeney said...

Shoulda grounded that pole he installed for the pole-dancing lessons.

Alcibiades said...

Lightning struck twice.

He really needs to install a lightning rod.

Patrick Sweeney said...

Or quit complaining about the weather. Someone seems to be taking it personally.

Charles said...

How many times does lighting need to hit that house before he takes the hint?

Charles Bond

Mark said...

Last week it was the snow, now it is lightening. I can't wait for next week.. :)

Yep Patrick, I agree.. should have grounded that pole.


Yuri Orlov said...

What's next, a plague of locusts?