• Every night before going to sleep, Osama bin Laden checks under his bed for Fred Thompson.From Jonah Goldberg at NRO!
• Though Fred Thompson left the Senate in 2003, Harry Reid still hasn’t stopped wetting his pants.
• Fred Thompson once ended a filibuster by ripping out a senator’s heart and showing it to him before he died.
• Only two things can kill Superman: Kryptonite and Fred Thompson.
• Fred Thompson once stood on our south border and glared at Mexico. There was no illegal immigration for a month.
• Fred Thompson vows not only to win in Iraq but also to forcefully free Vietnam from Communism, thus giving America a perfect win/loss record for wars again.
• Fred Thompson can open clamshell packaging without the slightest trouble.
Friday, June 01, 2007
Important Fred Thompson Facts!
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Fred is coming and hell's coming with him.
Fred is the MAN! Seriously, he is the only Republican that I would vote for. The rest of the so-called Republicans are not much more conservative than Hillary!
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