Friday, June 01, 2007

Important Fred Thompson Facts!

Every night before going to sleep, Osama bin Laden checks under his bed for Fred Thompson.

Though Fred Thompson left the Senate in 2003, Harry Reid still hasn’t stopped wetting his pants.

Fred Thompson once ended a filibuster by ripping out a senator’s heart and showing it to him before he died.

Only two things can kill Superman: Kryptonite and Fred Thompson.

• Fred Thompson once stood on our south border and glared at Mexico. There was no illegal immigration for a month.

Fred Thompson vows not only to win in Iraq but also to forcefully free Vietnam from Communism, thus giving America a perfect win/loss record for wars again.

Fred Thompson can open clamshell packaging without the slightest trouble.
From Jonah Goldberg at NRO!


Anonymous said...

Fred is coming and hell's coming with him.

gunman42782 said...

Fred is the MAN! Seriously, he is the only Republican that I would vote for. The rest of the so-called Republicans are not much more conservative than Hillary!

Sir Andrew said...

There is now an official website for the facts: