Friday, February 24, 2006

Presented Without Comment...mostly

Severed Male Body Part Brought To Local Store...
A man walked in and asked a female clerk if she could use the store microwave to warm up something he had wrapped in a paper towel.

Concerned about an unusual odor from the oven, the clerk opened the microwave to check on the item and out tumbled what appeared to be a severed human penis, wrapped up in the paper towel.
I could make a comment about convenience store hot dogs, but I won't...

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