Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Nurse Ratched Battles On!

Good for us; bad for the Dems! Go, Sister, go! Cry havoc and set free the Dick of Death, Bill Hisself! Tear each other apart! We're pulling for you, really...really...

Meanwhile, back on the gun front, whole new definition of "concealed weapons:"
Introducing the world's smallest gun that fires deadly 300mph bullets - but is just TWO inches long

Meet the pistol that fits in your pocket - and packs a hell of a punch.
The SwissMiniGun is the size of a key fob but fires tiny 270mph bullets powerful enough to kill at close range.

Officially the world's smallest working revolver, the gun is being marketed as a collector's item and measures just 2.16 inches long (5.5cm). It can fire real 4.53 bullets up to a range of 367ft (112m).

The stainless steel gun costs £3,000 although the manufacturers also produce extravagant, made-to-order versions made out of 18-carat gold with customised diamond studs which sell for up to £30,000.

It cannot be imported into the UK, and buyers in Switzerland and Europe must produce an import permit from police to obtain one.

The gun is banned from being imported into the US - because it's barrel is less than three inches, meaning it is deemed too small to qualify for sporting purposes.

Jonathan Spencer, consultant forensic scientist and firearms expert, said that although the gun, which fires bullets at a speed of 399 feet a second, was tiny, it could still prove fatal and in the eyes of the law was as dangerous as a machine gun.
Wow! Sort of like a little MP-5 you can swallow! The Brits always were suckers for little gun press releases...remember 007's "lethal, deadly .25 Beretta?" I'm looking forward to the version with an accessory rail, maybe make a lethal white light out of one of those tiny Christmas tree light bulbs. The gun is especially cool because you can carry the speedloaders in your ear.