Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Yet Another Sign of the Apocalypse

This from MSNBC:
NESS CITY, Kan. - Deputies said a woman in western Kansas sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years, and they're investigating whether she was mistreated.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said a man called his office last month to report that something was wrong with his girlfriend.

Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.
Man, that's a lot of back issues of People Magazine to read!


Anonymous said...

Looks like someone had Taco Bell for lunch.

Chas S. Clifton said...

I've been through Ness City, Kansas, and I believe this story. ;-)

Anonymous said...

So, I wonder if it will be a TV movie, or have to be released in theaters?


Anonymous said...

mb--you can be sure that she did NOT look like Kristen!! dmd

Unknown said...

Am I the only one old enough to find humor in the fact that a toilet related story contains quotes from a Sheriff Whipple?

See... THIS is what happens when you start to squeeze the Charmin.