Friday, July 25, 2008

I've Seen the Future, Brother...

...and it's murder:

Yes indeedy...a belt-fed Nerf ball launcher, coming in a couple of weeks. Here's the specs:
Complete your N-STRIKE arsenal and prepare for the ultimate in battery-powered blasting. Be ready for any battle with the N-STRIKE VULCAN EBF-25 blaster - awesome, fully automatic dart cannon. Load the blaster with fresh batteries and fire at a rate of up to three darts per second. Watch as the belt feeds automatically through the blaster, letting the barrage of firepower continue as you battle your opponent. The piston-powered internal launching system makes it an unstoppable force. Switch to single-shot mode for precision blasting. The removable tripod folds for easy transport – or a quick escape from enemy fire. Even your toughest opponent won’t know what hit him when you unleash the power of the N-STRIKE VULCAN EBF-25 blaster. Blaster comes with ammo box, folding tripod, 25-dart belt and 25 SONIC MICRO DARTS ammo and instructions. Value pack also includes extra 25 SONIC MICRO DARTS ammo, 25-dart belt and a shoulder strap.
Admit want it bad! Perfect for the annual office party, or for getting the kids up to speed for the post-b-HO Universe of Peace and Love! I say, let the sunshine in, and run dog run!

Geek Dad over at Wired is worried about Geek Mommy's antigun stance on the new Nerf blaster. Me, I'm just wondering if this thing will launch those little Dutch grenades...ideal for home defense!


Your Humble Narrator said...

A gun guru pulling in a Leonard Cohen lyric? Genius, Michael. I worked with you at the AOB almost a decade ago and you were a heck of a lot of fun then -- glad to see you're only upping the ante today.

Anonymous said...

i have already informed my wife of my intent to get this one for my 9 year old's Christmas presents... also going to get him a red ryder bb gun... he already has a 10/22

Anonymous said...

Aftermarket opportunities - an expaned dart belt